【 怪医杜立德：百万傻蛋 】
大家看看 夏季的旧金山 Look at that. San Francisco in the summertime.
哇，很美，对不对？ Wow, beautiful, isn't it?
蓝天、阳光 Blue sky, sunshine.
是在市内游览的好日子... Perfect day to cruise around the city...
可以自在的把头探出车窗 ...with your head hanging out of the car window.
是追逐讨人厌邮差的好日子 Perfect day to chase that annoying postman.
是直接命中某消防栓的好日子 Perfect day to mark that special fire hydrant.
(本面朝上 玛雅杜立德)
对没在今天失去好友的狗来说都算是好日子 Perfect, that is, for everyone that's not about to lose their best friend.
嘿，小乖乖 Hey, boy.
是这样的，今天玛雅开始准备要离家去上大学了 See, today is the day Maya Dolittle starts getting ready to go off to college.
对狗而言 这无异是晴天霹雳... It's a dog's worst nightmare...
不过，我这只狗可不会乖乖的滚一边去垂头丧气 ...but this dog is not just gonna roll over and take it lying down.
呵，别想 Oh, no.
哦，这件要带 Oh, here we go.
真是太奇怪了 It's just so weird.
我一直在收拾行李，却好像是白做工了 I keep trying to pack, but I don't seem to be getting anywhere.
对，真的有鬼 Yeah, weird.
来福，你能相信吗？ Can you believe it, Lucky?
再多两星期我就正式成为兽医学院的学生了 Just two more weeks and I wiII officially be a student at vet school.
我真的等不及要跟动物 一起工作了，好兴奋 I can't wait to start working with animais. It's so exciting.
对，很兴奋 Yeah, exciting.
哦，来福，我很抱歉 学校的宿舍不准养狗 Oh, Luck, I'm sorry. Dogs aren't allowed in the dorms.
这真的是没天理 You see, that's what makes no sense.
那是兽医学院 It's vet school.
应该要允许动物存在，是吧？ You'd think they'd want animais there, right?
我知道 I know.
没关系的 It's okay.
- 他在说什么？ - 哦，我们在谈大学的事 - What is he saying? - Oh, we're just talking about college.
哦，我是来告诉你... Well, I just came in to tell you...
...旧金山大学的新生简介光碟寄来了 ...your orientation DVD from San Francisco University has just arrived.
真的吗？ It did?
我们一起去看看 Let's go watch it.
快点！ Come on.
今夜的《好莱坞大菜》要播出的是,旧金山派对女郎蒂芬妮摩纳哥... In tonight's Hollywood Dish, L.A. party girl Tiffany Monaco...
发现自己与另一位名人传出宿怨... ...has found herseif in the middle of yet another celebrity feud...
此次是与前好友塔莎普林果 ...this time with former friend Dasha Pringle.
那是本猴在看的 Monkey was watching that.
人类 就是不尊重他们的祖先 People. No respect for their ancestors.
- 准备好啦？ - 对 - You ready? - Yeah.
(旧金山大学)
恭喜你已经进入... Congratulations on your admittance...
旧金山大学的兽医预科班 ...to San Francisco University's pre-veterinary medicine program.
我想趁机为大家做全面性的简介 I would like to take this opportunity to give you a quick overview.
第一、二年的课程是基础学科... Years one and two comprise your foundational studies...
- ...就是那些科学、数学类的学科 - 第一、二年？ - ...what you would call your sciences, your math. - Years one and two?
那意思是我得先熬个两年... That's mean I have to go through two whole years...
...才能开始碰动物 ...before I can start working with animais.
- 太荒谬了 - 我猜他们的课程原本就是如此，宝贝儿 - That's ridiculous. - I guess that's just their program, honey.
第三年是你们的兽医课程第一年 Year three is your first year of veterinary study.
好，来了，来了 Okay, here we go, here we go.
旧金山大学拥有最先进的软体... San Francisco University has state-of-the-art software...
详细记载两千多不同物种的解剖学资料 ...detailing the anatomy of over 2000 species.
等一下，软体？ Wait, software?
很快就会接触真正的动物了吧？ We've gotta be getting to the real animais soon, right?
- 不知道 - 第四年... - I don't know. - During year four...
大家就会运用到解剖模型 ...you'll be working with anatomical modeis.
- 模型？开什么玩笑 - 哦，你要走也算是玩笑吧 - Modeis? This has to be a joke. - Oh, you mean like you going away.
第五、六年 会让各位再回到书本 Years five and six will send you back to the books.
回到书本？ Back to the books?
然后大家就准备好要进入真正的世界了... And then you're ready to enter the real world...
...那就是十个月的实习课程 ...with a 10-month residency program.
什么？还要十个月？ What? Ten more months?
一旦完成实习课程... But once you've successfully completed that...
...恭喜，你就成为一名有证照的兽医了 ...congratulations, you'll finally be a licensed veterinarian.
我们开学时见了 See you in the fall.
真是无法置信 I can't believe this.
那得花几乎七年的时间 That's like almost seven years from now.
等七年后，我都二十五岁了 In seven years, I'll be 25.
对，那我就... Yeah, and I'll be....
到时我连大声吠叫都很困难 狗的岁月真是可悲 I can't even woof that high. Man, dog years are depressing.
二十五岁 Twenty-five years old.
届时我的人生基本上算是玩完了 My life will basically be over by then.
我只是想帮助动物 I just wanna help animais.
我真的非得等七年不可吗？ Do I really have to wait seven years to do it?
玛雅，照顾动物是一个重大责任 Maya, caring for animais is a big responsibility.
要学的事太多了 一定得花时间的 There is so much to learn. It's gonna take some time.
可是，妈，我可以跟动物说话 But, Mom, I can talk to animais.
我不需要学那么多东西 I don't need to learn all that stuff.
他们可以直接把毛病告诉我 我就可以帮忙他们 They can just tell me what's wrong and I can help them.
猴子？ Monkey?
猴子，你有什么问题需要我帮忙的吗？ Monkey, is there anything wrong that you'd like me to help you with?
哦，我对“猴子”这个称呼 感到有点厌烦 Well, I am slightly bothered by the term monkey.
从现在开始，我比较喜欢“原住猴”的称呼 From now on, I would prefer to be referred to as a primate-American.
好吧，这算举例失当，不过... Okay, bad example, but...
玛雅，帮助动物... Maya, there is a lot more to helping animais...
...不光是能够跟他们对话而已 ...than just being able to talk to them.
如果你真想帮助,当兽医是最佳方式 If you really wanna help, becoming a veterinarian is the best way to do it.
可是，妈 ，我得等那么久 But Mom, it's just a long time to wait.
我的最新大作 My latest masterpiece.
事实上，你现在就可以帮助动物了 Actually, there is a way that you can help animais right now.
怎么帮？ How?
就是带你的狗出去散步 You can help by taking your dog for a walk.
这我倒可以用吠叫聊表同意 Now, I'll bark to that.
太荒谬了，来福 It's just ridiculous, Lucky.
我是说，我很特殊 I mean, I'm different.
我不必跟别人走一样的路 I shouldn't have to do what everybody eise does.
我同意 I agree.
你干脆跳过大学跟我一起住在这里就好 You should just skip school aitogether and stay here with me.
光是这条街就有很多动物可以让你帮 I'm sure there are plenty of animais you could help right here on this very street.
还真是无巧不成书 Talk about a coincidence.
快点 Come on.
别乱动 Hang on.
嘿，小家伙 你还好吗？ Hey, little guy. How are you, huh?
- 他在上面好一会儿了 - 快，快点，过来 - He's been up there a while. - Come on, come on now. Come here.
猫卡在树上 算是此物种的弊病了 Cat stuck in a tree. Defect of the species, really.
这位太太，上面是你的猫吗？ Ma'am, is that your cat up there?
哦，是的 小笨笨先生就是不下来 Oh, yes. Mr. Sillywillykins just won't come down.
小笨笨先生？ Mr. Sillywillykins?
真是，卡在树上 应该不是那家伙最大的问题 Man, being stuck in a tree is the least of that dude's problems.
哦，希望那个救火员 能抱他下来 Oh, I just hope that fireman is able to bring him down.
过来，快过来，小乖乖 Come on. Come on, boy.
那根本不算猫，是豹子 That's not a cat, that's a mountain lion.
我早就知道 小笨笨先生绝非泛泛之辈 I knew it. Mr. Sillywillykins is too much for them.
他就是有猫科灵敏的反应，你们知道吗？ He has the reflexes of a cat, you know.
我是麦鸡柏 对，我们需要支援 McKible here. Yeah, we're gonna need some help.
- 真的是张牙舞爪 - 这位太太 - It's a real claw job. - Okay, ma'am.
别担心你的小猫咪 他不会有事的 Don't worry about your kitty. He will be just fine.
- 我去看看是否能帮上忙 - 好，马上到 - I'm gonna go see if I can do anything. - Okay, right away.
- 是，好吧，谢谢 - 对不起，先生 - Okay. All right. Thanks. - Excuse me, sir.
- 我可以帮忙吗？ - 当然，你往后退就是在帮忙了 - Can I help at all? - Yes, you can help by keeping back.
- 有人支援你了吗？ - 只是一个想来鸡婆的女孩 - You get assistance? - Just some girl who thinks she can help.
嘿，小乖乖 Hey there, little guy.
你为什么不下去呢？ 怎么啦？ Why won't you come down? What's going on?
- 啊！什么？ - 没关系的，我能听懂你的话 - Huh! What? -It's okay, I can understand you.
我是杜立德家的人 I'm a Dolittle.
杜立德家？哦，对了 A Dolittle? Oh, right.
我听说过你们家的事 你们都是大好人 I heard about your family. Good people.
哦，谢谢 那，到底怎么啦？ Oh, thanks. So, what's going on?
我拒绝再跟那个女人同住 连一秒都不行 I refuse to live with that woman for one more second.
为什么？ 她有什么问题？ Why not? What's wrong with her?
明晚洗澡的时间你自己过来看看就明白了 Come over tomorrow night around bath time and you can see for yourseif.
等等，可是你是猫 Wait, but you're a cat.
不该帮猫洗澡的啊 You're not supposed to bathe a cat.
正是，我们会自己清洁 Exactly. We seif-groom.
我是说，难道她就不会怀疑我们干嘛做这种动作吗？ I mean, hasn't she ever wondered what we're doing when we do this?
如果她想帮人洗澡，就该自己先洗一洗 If she wants to bathe anyone, she should start by bathing herseif.
谈到那老女人的气味 Talk about old-lady smell.
弄个毛球把我闷死算了 Gag me with a fur ball.
对不起，这里在干嘛？ Excuse me. What's going on here?
哦，那个好女孩想帮我把小猫抱下来 Oh, that nice young lady is helping my kitty down from that tree.
什么？ What?
嘿，她不可以上去 Hey. She can't be up there.
你不能上去 快下来 You can't be up there. Come down now.
你看 Look at that.
他们好像在对话 It's almost like they're having a conversation.
谢谢 Thanks.
快，快点，快 Come on, come on, come on.
好，那么如果她答应再也不帮你洗澡... Okay, well, if she agrees to never bathe you again...
而且她自己要洗澡 And start bathing herseif.
...而且她自己要洗澡 那你就愿意下去？ ...and to start bathing herseif, will you come down?
好了，结束了 It's okay. That is over.
太谢谢你了 Thank you so much.
我好想你 I missed you so much.
这小猫咪有九条命 他完好无伤... This little kitty's nine lives are still intact...
多亏了十七岁的玛雅杜立德... ...thanks to 17-year-old Maya Doliittle...
也就是举世闻名的动物对话人杜立德医生之女 ...daughter of world-renowned animal communicator Dr. John Dolittle.
就像她父亲一样 这个小杜立德... Like her father, the younger Dolittle...
...确实把猫从树上苦劝下来 ...actually talked the cat down from the tree.
我想大家可以说这只猫没让她“无言以对” I guess you could say the cat didn't get her tongue.
真是不敢相信我上了电视新闻 I can't believe I made the news.
非常刺激 It is very exciting.
我的MySpace网页快挤爆了 My MySpace page is going crazy.
这就是我想要的人生 You see, this is what I wanna do with my life.
我不用到大学去苦读多年就能帮那只猫下来 I didn't have to go through years of school to help that cat down from the tree.
对，我赞成 Yeah, I'm with you.
一定有什么办法可以让我从现在就开始帮助动物 There's gotta be some way I can start helping animais now.
是谁啊？ Who could that be?
好，听我说 Okay, so get this.
那是实境秀是我去拍一个实境秀 It's a reality show about me doing a reality show.
所以那就像是，实境中的实境 So it's gonna be, like, twice as real.
我等不及要去看剧本了 I can't wait to read the script.
对不起 你有什么事吗？ Excuse me. Can I help you?
不过真正让我兴奋的是我的新香水 But what I'm really excited about is my new perfume.
- 不好意思... - 简直难以置信 - Excuse me... - Couldn't believe it.
我简直不晓得该选哪一款香味才好 It was so hard figuring out what I wanted it to smell like.
你可知世上有几十种不同的香味？ Did you know that there are dozens of different smelis in the world?
- 令人无法相信 - 我的天，是蒂芬妮摩纳哥 - Can't believe it. - Oh, my gosh. That's Tiffany Monaco.
来福，你知道她是谁吗？ 她是女继承人的女继承人 Lucky, do you know who that is? That is the heiress' heiress.
女继承人的女继承人？ 她到底继承什么了？ Heiress' heiress? What's she heiress of?
继承了当女继承人 Of being an heiress.
她妈妈是个女继承人 然后又嫁给另外一个继承人 Her mom was an heiress who married an heir.
她是当代最红的名人之一 She's one of the hottest celebrities out there.
我看过她的专访 I read her exclusive interview.
她最爱的颜色是粉红 Her favorite color is pink.
(争风吃醋！)
- 你是玛雅吧？ - 对 - You're Maya, right? - Right.
太好了，我们上车吧 Sweet. Let's motor.
等一下 你在说什么？ Wait. What are you talking about?
我在说什么？ What am I talking about?
- 你要跟我去洛杉矶了 - 洛杉矶？为什么？ - You are coming to L.A. with me. - Los Angeles? Why?
因为我在电视上看到你 Because I saw you on TV.
你就是跟动物说话的女孩吧？ You are the girl who can talk to animais, right?
所以你得跟我走，去跟公主说话 So you gotta come with me, talk to Princess.
公主是谁？ Who's Princess?
公主，就是我的小狗 Princess, you know, my little dog.
他最近非常不开心 She has been totally depressed lately.
他不肯跟我来旧金山的春季血拼之旅 She wouldn't come with me to San Fran for our spring shopping trip.
那里有一家很棒的精品店专门卖狗狗的高跟鞋 There's this awesome boutique that sells high heels for dogs.
店名叫“最好的鞋店” It's called Best In Shoe.
所以，很显然的 他疯了，对吧？ So obviously, she's totally messed, right?
我需要你去跟他谈谈 And I need you to talk to her.
等一下，你是说你的宠物需要帮助而你认为我能帮忙？ So wait, you're saying your pet needs help and you think I can help her?
对 Yeah.
你能在这里等我一分钟吗？ Can you stay right here for one minute for me, please?
哪里？绝对不行 Where? Absolutely not.
好啦，妈，求求你 我真的很想去 Come on, Mom, please. I really wanna do this.
玛雅，我们再两星期 就要动身带你去大学了 Maya, we are leaving in two weeks to take you to college.
这段期间，我们有许多事得忙 We have way too much to do before then.
你爸爸又在中国 一整个月都要帮熊猫... And with your father in China working with the pandas for a month...
...家里只剩下你跟我了 ...it is all up to you and me.
妈，我们可以完成的，别担心 Mom, we'll get it done. Don't worry.
- 玛雅 - 妈，好啦 - Maya. - Mom, come on.
你也看过新生简介的带子了 You've seen the orientation video.
这七年内 我没机会帮动物的忙 I won't be able to help another animal for seven years.
求求你，让我去帮这一只 Please, just let me help this one now.
玛雅，试试小狗狗的眼神 Maya, try the puppy dog eyes.
她对这一招全无招架之力 快，跟我一起来 She's a sucker for those. Come on, with me.
三，二，一，开始... In three, two, one, and....
求求你啦 Please.
你们一到就要打电话给我，然后一小时后再打一次，知道吗？ Now, call me as soon as you arrive and call me again an hour after that. Okay?
- 这样好了，每小时都打回来一次 - 好的，妈 - As a matter of fact, call me every hour. - Okay, Mom.
你明天上午就会送她回来，对不对？ You will have her back tomorrow morning, right?
我有私人飞机 I have my own jet.
妈，放心啦 我保证不会有事的 Mom, don't worry. Everything will be fine, I promise.
好吧 Okay.
好棒 有更多时间可以跟玛雅在一起了 我要靠窗的位子 All right. More time with Maya. I get the window seat.
终于，我等到一直期待的假期了 Finally, the break I've been waiting for.
好莱坞，我来了 Hollywood, here I come.
玛雅，要记得，我会等你的电话，亲爱的 Maya, remember, I'll be waiting for your call, honey.
我不会忘的 飞机一着陆，我就打给你 I won't forget. I'll call you when I land.
希望玛雅有放零嘴在这里头 I sure hope Maya packed some snacks in here.
本猴爱死这种小起司球了 Monkey loves the cheesy puffs.
再见 Bye.
(好莱坞)
(日落大道)
(加州女继承人)
明星地图！ Star maps.
(圣塔摩尼卡)
(比佛利山庄)
(整型外科)
(瑜珈与狗瑜珈工作室)
摩纳哥小姐 Miss Monaco.
滚开 Get out of here.
哇，这是哪里？ 电影摄影棚吗？ Wow, what is this place? A movie studio?
哦，不，这是我家 Oh, no. This is my house.
就这里了，我的小别馆 Here we are, my little pied-a-terre.
哦，我的妈呀 Oh, my gosh.
来 Come on.
公主的房间在这上面的样子 Princess' room is up here, I think.
这房子太大了我老是搞不清楚 This house is so big I never know where I'm going.
她的房间？ 狗有自己的房间？ Her room? The dog has her own room?
老天，玛雅，你一定会后悔带我一起来的，对吧？ Oh, boy, Maya, you are really gonna regret bringing me on this trip, huh?
以后再也不坐这种经济舱了 That's the last time I fly coach.
连搁尾巴的空间都没有 There's never enough tail room.
现在呢，本猴准备要去拍特写了 And now, Monkey is ready for his close-up.
就是他 There she is.
这就是我的宝贝小女孩 There's my precious little girl.
这橱窗里的小狗多少钱？ Hey, how much is that doggy in the window?
我的乖乖小宝贝蛋 这个女孩就是妈咪跟你说的那个 There's my little boobsie-woobsie. This is the girl Mommy told you about.
你把心事告诉她 你就会感到好些 You tell her what's bothering you and she'll make you feel all better.
好吗，小小宝贝？ Okay, baby-waby?
好，我们来看你发挥你的神力 All right, let's see you work your magic.
好的 Okay.
嘿，公主，我是玛雅 Hey, Princess. I'm Maya.
你想把心事告诉我吗？ You wanna tell me what's going on?
你为什么不再想离开你的房间？ Why don't you wanna leave your room anymore?
为什么？为什么？ Why? Why?
因为我是男的，就这样 Because I'm a guy, that's why.
一个顶天立地的男子汉 A frigging guy.
男的，嘿，我可没兴趣 A guy. Hey, I don't bark both ways.
你看我 Look at me.
那疯婆子不觉得这种装扮很侮辱人吗？ Doesn't that crazy broad realize how humiliating this getup is?
你晓得我一上街 别的狗会朝我丢多少大便吗？ Do you have any idea how much poop I take on the street from other dogs?
足以让一只狗想要自行了断 It's enough to make a dog wanna put himself to sleep.
真是不敢相信 I can't believe this.
我真的在亲眼目睹一个人跟动物说话 I'm actually watching someone talk to an animal.
- 哦，真的吗？ - 哦，我的天 - Oh, really? - Oh, my God.
- 不可能 - 会很大条的 - No way. - This could be huge.
等一等，我不明白 But wait, I don't understand.
她怎么可能没注意到？ How could she not have noticed?
她没看过你尿尿吗？ Hasn't she ever seen you go potty?
她没带我去尿尿过 She doesn't take me to go potty.
不，她有一堆员工帮她做 No, she's got a whole staff for that.
她唯一抱过我的一次是有许多镜头在的时候 The only time when she even holds me is when there are cameras around.
然后我就落得这种下场了 And then I wind up dressed up like this.
好，好，先冷静下来 Okay, okay. Well, just calm down.
我就... 我这就去告诉她，好吗？ I'll just... I'll just tell her, okay?
蒂芬妮，不晓得该怎么告诉你... So Tiffany, I don't know how to tell you this...
...不过你的公主其实是王子 ...but your Princess is a prince.
是吗？他是吗？ She is? I mean, he is?
这下子他要完全改头换面了 He's totally gonna need a new outfit.
感谢大家前来参加我小宝贝的出柜派对 Thanks to everyone for coming to my little baby's coming-out party.
我要宣布一件事 So I have an announcement to make.
这只之前名为公主的狗狗... The dog formerly known as Princess...
...如今将更名为若果！ ...will now be known as Rocco.
嘿，一定要拍我能看的角度 Hey, make sure to get my good side.
其实我每个角度 都能看，是吧？ Actually, every side is my good side, huh?
嘿，谢谢你的帮忙，玛雅 Hey, thanks for your help, Maya.
别客气，若果 No problem, Rocco.
喂，喜欢我的墨镜吗？ Yo, like my shades?
来福，我在这边 Lucky, I'm over here.
什么？哦，歹势啦 What's that? Oh, sorry.
你最好把那东东拿下来 你根本什么都看不到 You should really take those things off. You can't even see anything.
什么？哦，对，什么都看不到 What? Oh, no, not a thing.
不过，好莱坞的派对 重点不在于能看到什么 But Hollywood partles aren't about seeing.
而在于如何吸引别人的目光 They're about being seen.
我又没带什么能上场的衣着来 I didn't really pack to be seen.
是说我在这种派对 也不会有什么看头啦 Not that I own anything to be seen in at this party.
嘿，得了吧 重点是我们一起在好莱坞 Hey, come on. What's important is we're together in Hollywood.
嘿，我喜欢这首歌 来，我们来跳舞 Hey, I love this song. Come on, let's dance.
跳，跳，跳 Go. Go. Go.
嘿，小心点，白痴 Hey, watch it, bozo.
哦，我的天，来福 真抱歉 Oh, my God. Lucky. I'm so sorry.
嘿，没关系，真的 Hey, it's okay, really.
不过你可能得帮你的狗弄只导盲犬 But you might wanna consider getting your dog a seeing-eye dog.
哦，不，不，他没瞎 他是... Oh, no, no, he's not blind. He's....
你在开玩笑，对不对？ You were joking, weren't you?
- 有在努力 - 哦，不，不，不 - Trying to. - Oh, no, no, no.
真的很好笑，真的 It was really, really funny.
对不起 我只是有点不自在 I'm sorry. I'm just a little out of my element here.
我从来没参加过这种派对 I've never been to a party like this before.
我从没来过这种地方 I've never been anywhere like this before.
这样好了 You know what?
对不起，我们可以重新来过吗？ I'm sorry. Can we start over?
- 我是玛雅 - 布兰登 - I'm Maya. - Brandon.
- 很高兴认识你 - 很高兴认识你 - It's nice to meet you. - You too.
我猜你是新来的 So I'm guessing you're new in town.
嗯，可以这么说 Well, you can say that.
我明天就要回家了 I'm here until tomorrow.
我住在蒂芬妮家里 I'm staying with Tiffany.
蒂芬妮？ Tiffany?
你看起来不像是蒂芬妮的朋友... You don't really look like one of Tiffany's friends...
...不过，这是好事 ...but in a good way.
我是说你比蒂芬妮的朋友更好看 I mean, you look better than Tiffany's friends.
你看起来很自然 You look real.
嘿，嘿，玛雅，哈啰？ Hey. Hey, Maya, hello?
还记得我的存在吗？ Remember me from earlier?
我，你的舞伴？ Me, your dance partner?
算了，我是单身狗 Forget it. I'm single.
我去找我的伴了 I'll mingie.
你看起来很眼熟 知道吗？ You know, you look familiar. Do you know that?
- 对，对，我是在... - 哦，我的天，我知道了！ - Yeah, yeah. I was in... - Oh, my God. I know what it is.
你是布兰登布可 You're Brandon Booker.
你演过一部电视影集 就是有十二个兄弟姊妹那一部 You were in that TV show, the one where you had 12 brothers and sisters.
《贝克一家》 对，我饰演提米贝克 Keeping Up With the Bakers. Yeah, I kiddinged Timmy Baker.
哦，我的天 我以前很爱看那部影集 Oh, my gosh. I used to love that show.
你可知道，我不是那种老是在追自己尾巴的无聊狗 You know, I'm not the kind of guy who spends all his time chasing tail.
我在寻找有意义的东西 I'm looking for something meaningful.
我是一只狗没错，不过不仅如此而已 I'm a dog, but I'm not a dog, you know.
那，你们是双胞胎啰？ So twins, huh?
哇，我猜你们两个一定是流浪动物之家出来的 Wow, I bet you two were the pick of the litter.
我记得其中一集你跟你的家人一起... I remember this episode where you and your family got together...
...组一支乐团参加歌唱比赛 ...formed a band and entered a talent contest.
- 你表现得很好 - 你还记得那一集？ - You were so good. - You remember that episode?
- 对 - 哦，谢谢，很感谢 - Yeah. - Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你是玛雅杜立德吗？ You're Maya Dolittle, aren't you?
对 Yeah.
哦，我的天！ 哦，我的天！我的天！ Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
蒂芬妮有跟我们谈你的事 Tiffany told us all about you.
- 说来话长 - 来，跟我的宝贝说话 - Long story. - Here, talk to my baby.
问他对新发型有何看法？ Ask him what he thinks of his new 'do.
救我 Help me.
嗯？ So?
哦... Well....
这地方哪里有酒喝？ Hey, where does a guy get a drink around here, huh?
我听说这地方的厕所里总有一大堆香槟 I hear the tollets in this place are filled with champagne.
- 是谁放这只狗进来的？ - 失礼，歹势啦 - Who let the dog in here? - Sorry, my bad.
- 滚出去！ - 搞啥？ - Get out! - Come on.
多棒的一夜 What a night.
哈啰，瑞克亲爱的 Hello, Rick darling.
好，摩纳哥，有屁快放 All right, Monaco, spill it.
有何要事非得把你的经纪人叫出来... What's so important that you had to pull your agent...
...害他无法享受一周一次的香竹柠檬草身体去角质？ ...out of his weekly bamboo-lemongrass body scrub?
我们不是一直在谈要让我的演艺生涯再创高峰吗？ Well, you know how we've been talking about taking my career to a new level?
对，对 Yeah, yeah.
在桌上跳大腿舞 再发展成假打架这类的... The whole dancing on tables and getting into fake feuds thing...
已经有点惹人嫌了 ...is starting to wear a little thin.
你有什么点子？ So, what have you got?
你听过杜立德医生没有？ You ever heard of Dr. Dolittle?
听过没有？ 我曾经想签下他 Heard of him? I tried to sign him.
我以为我能把那家伙捧成巨星可是... I thought I could make that guy a superstar but...
...他却只对帮助动物有兴趣 ...he was more interested in helping animals.
好像帮助动物可以赚到钱似的 Like there's any money in that.
哦，如果我告诉你我认识他女儿呢？ Well, what if I told you I knew his daughter?
他女儿？那又怎样？ His daughter? So?
怎样？她也能跟动物说话！ So? She can talk to animals too.
真的？ Really?
最棒的是... And the best part?
她就在那边 She's right over there.
摩纳哥，没想到 我竟然会有说这句话的一天... Monaco, I never thought I would say this...
...不过你真的是天才 ...but you are a genius.
这可能就是我们的契机了 This could be exactly what we're looking for.
只有一个问题 她明天上午就要走了 There's only one problem. She's leaving tomorrow morning.
什么？哦，不，她不能走 What? Oh, no, she's not.
留住她，摩纳哥 你要不择手段的... Keep her here, Monaco. Do whatever you have to do...
...把她留在此地直到明天下午为止 ...but keep her here until tomorrow afternoon.
三点整带她到我的办公室 Bring her by my office 3:00 sharp.
我不会让这个小杜立德溜走的 I'm not gonna let this Dolittle get away.
让她留在此地？ Keep her here?
我哪有办法啊？ How am I gonna do that?
谢谢你 Thank you so much.
从现在开始 我会让他百分百的自然 From now on, I'll keep him 100 percent natural.
来 Come on.
我们去帮他钻耳洞 Let's go get his ears pierced.
哦，不会吧 Oh, no.
又来了 Not again.
好，说来话会有多长呢？ Okay, how long of a story is it?
玛雅，你已经见过布兰登了 Maya. I see you've met Brandon.
他很可爱吧？ Isn't he the cutest?
可爱？我完全不觉得他可爱 Cute? I don't think he's cute at all.
我闻过比他可爱的小屁屁，喜欢的人尽管拿走 I've sniffed butts cuter than him, so take it as you will.
来福，够了 Lucky, knock it off.
蒂芬妮，我妈打过几次电话了 Tiffany, my mom called a couple of times.
其实是八次了 Actually, about eight.
她想问你是否还是打算明天上午送我回去 She was wondering if you plan on taking me home tomorrow.
明天上午？ Tomorrow morning?
你明天下午不是要跟布兰登吃中饭吗？ But aren't you having lunch with Brandon tomorrow afternoon?
什么？中饭？ What? Lunch?
布兰登，我还以为你已经邀她吃中饭了 Brandon, I assumed you'd asked her to lunch by now.
我，我是有想过，蒂芬妮，不过我以为她得回家去 Well, I thought about it, Tiffany, but I thought she had to go home.
我想，多待几小时吃个饭无所谓吧 Well, I'm sure she can stay a few more hours to have lunch with you.
对不对，玛雅？ Right, Maya?
哦，当然 Well, sure.
可以吧，我想留下 I guess so. I wanna stay.
太好了，我会在花园里为你们准备丰盛的野餐 Great. I'll have a whole picnic prepared for you in the gardens.
哦，好，那太好了 Oh, yeah. That would be great.
好，我想我们到时候见啰 Okay. Well, I guess I'll see you then.
好啊 I guess you will.
快来，我要把你介绍给很多人 Come on. I have so many people to introduce you to.
人类最好的朋友 真是容易被遗忘 Man's best friend. How quickly they forget.
- 嘿，等我啊 - 嘿！嘿！大家快来看 - Hey, wait for me. - Hey, yo, check it out.
他快喝掉一百罐汽水了 He's up to a hundred sodas.
- 灌！灌！灌！ - 破纪录了 - Chug, chug, chug. - That's a record.
灌！灌！灌！ Chug, chug, chug.
跟着本猴一起放臭屁 Get funky with the monkey.
哦，蒂芬妮，谢谢你准备得这么周到 Oh, Tiffany, thank you so much for putting this together.
- 太棒了 - 没什么 - This is nice. - No problem.
我很乐意为你出力 Anything I can do to help.
我觉得你跟布兰登很登对 I think you and Brandon make such a cute couple.
很可惜你就要去旧金山了 It's just too bad you're going to San Francisco so soon.
对 Yeah.
他来了 好，再检查一下 There he is. Okay, spot check.
什么？ What?
抿嘴 Smudge.
好，很好了 祝你幸运 Okay, we're good. Good luck.
好，谢谢，再见 Okay, thanks. Bye.
为了一个烂演员如此大费周章？ 你嘛帮帮忙 All this fuss for some lousy actor? Come on, Maya.
我知道这种男的 全是色狼 I know these kind of guys. They're all dogs.
来福，乖一点，可以吗？ Lucky, just be nice, okay?
好，不过这家伙 若敢对你乱来的话... Okay, but if this guy gets fresh with you...
...我就要狠狠咬住他的... ...I'm gonna take a big bite out of his...
热狗狗 Hot dog.
嘿，玛雅 Hey, Maya.
希望你不介意，我带狗来 I hope you don't mind, but I brought my dog.
玛雅，他是艾美 Maya, this is Emmy.
嘿，乖狗狗，你好吗？ Hey, girl. How you doing?
- 哈啰 - 嗨，我是来福 - Hello. - Hi. I'm Lucky.
有福气的狗是我才对 No, I think I'm the one that's lucky.
我遇到我的梦中公主狗了 I think I just met my dream dog.
- 希望你喜欢玩 - 什么，别开玩笑了？ - Hope you like to play. - What, are you kidding?
我可是狗来疯那一型的 I'm the one that put the lick in frolic.
嗯，他们似乎很来电 Well, looks like they've hit it off.
你想走一走吗？ So you wanna go for a walk?
好 Okay.
放心好了，瑞克 我们是照表操课 Don't worry, Rick. We are totally on schedule.
目前为止你最喜欢好莱坞哪里？ So how do you like Hollywood so far?
这里很棒 你看看这地方 It's amazing. I mean, look at this place.
一切都是如此特别、刺激 我猜你一定很爱住在这里 Everything is so different and exciting. I bet you love living here.
爱住在这里？ 哦，这点我就不确定了 Love living here? Yeah, I don't know about that.
我是说，我热爱演戏，可是好莱坞？ I mean, I love acting, but Hollywood?
说真的，有时候我会想... To tell you the truth, sometimes I think about...
...回学校去学一些完全不同的东西 ...going back to school and learning to do something completely different.
真的？比如说学什么？ Really? Like what?
不知道，太多东西可学了，你知道吗？ I don't know. There's just so much out there to learn, you know?
哦，如果你从明天开始，你可能比我更早毕业 Well, if you started tomorrow, you'd probably finish before I did.
- 哦，你什么时候上大学？ - 下星期开始 - Well, when do you go to college? - I start next week.
- 真的？ - 对 - Really? - Yeah.
等一下，那你在这里干嘛？ Wait, so, what are you doing here?
说真的，我自己也不知道 To tell you the truth, I don't really even know myself.
那，你们在派对上玩的是什么把戏？ So, what was that thing at the party?
你跟那只骚包小狗在玩什么把戏？ That little trick you pulled with the Day-Glo dog?
哦，那不是把戏 Oh, no, that wasn't a trick.
我可以对动物说话而他们也能跟我对话 I can talk to animals and they can talk to me.
这招厉害 差点把我给骗倒 That was a good one. You really had me going there for a second.
喔，你真的不相信我是吧？好吧 Oh, so you really don't believe me, huh? Okay.
艾美 Emmy.
艾美，过来，小乖乖，过来 Emmy, come here, girl. Come here.
过来 Come here.
告诉我一些只有你才知道的布兰登秘密 Look, I need you to tell me something about Brandon that only you would know.
哦，真的吗？ Oh, really?
真有意思 其实也有点悲哀啦 That's interesting. It's a bit sad, actually.
好，谢谢你 Okay. Well, thank you.
好，好，他说什么了？ Okay, okay. What did she say?
哦，其实也没什么 Oh, nothing, really.
只是你会预录《菲尔博士》... Just that you TiVo Dr. Phil...
...而且还睡在《星际大战》的床单上 ...and still sleep with Star Wars sheets on your bed.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
你真的能跟动物对话 You can talk to animals.
我说过了嘛 这是家族遗传 I told you so. It runs in my family.
我父亲是很神奇的人 他在全球各地帮助动物 My father is this really amazing man who helps animals all over the world.
杜立德这姓氏名气太沉重 Dolittle is kind of a big name to live up to.
所以我才很想立刻开始，你知道吗？ So that's why I just wanna get started, you know?
我觉得，一天没运用我的天赋，就是浪费 I feel like every day I'm not using my gift, I'm wasting it.
对，这是很神奇的天赋 Yeah, it really is an amazing gift.
仔细一想，你今天运用天赋 却发现我其实是个傻瓜 And to think, today you used it to find out I'm a total dork.
我们开动了，好吗？ Shall we?
当然 Sure.
你最爱的电影是哪一部？ So, what's your favorite movie?
哦，很简单 就是《小姐与流氓》 Oh, that's easy. Lady and the Tramp.
真的？我也是 Really? Mine too.
真是不可思议，对不对？ It's uncanny, isn't it?
对，我们俩就像出自同一家宠物店一般 Yeah. It's like we came from the same pet store.
我知道，真是罗曼蒂克 I know. It's so romantic.
很可惜，我们没机会常在一起 It's too bad we didn't get to spend more time together.
如果跟艾美再多相处一阵... A little more time with Emmy...
...天晓得我还会发现你的什么私密事 ...and who knows what I would've found out about you.
哦，很高兴认识你，玛雅杜立德 Well, it was nice meeting you, Maya Dolittle.
哦，我也很高兴认识你，布兰登布克先生 Oh, it was nice meeting you too, Mr. Brandon Booker.
假若你们有空到湾区去走走，就去找我 So if you guys ever make it out to the Bay Area, sniff me out.
还有，永远欢迎你寄封跳蚤邮件给我，懂吗？ And hey, you can always send me a flea mail. Get it?
懂吗？跳蚤邮件？ Get it, flea mail?
哈啰？得赶飞机了，没忘记吧？ Hello? Plane to catch, remember?
一路顺风，好吗？ Well, have a good trip, huh?
好，你也一路顺风 Yeah, you too.
是说你又没有要出门，你就住这地方 Not that you're going anywhere, because you live here.
- 我要上车了 - 好，再见了，蒂芬妮 - I'm gonna get in the car now. - Yeah. I'll see you, Tiffany.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿，没关系的 也许你还会再见到他 Hey, it's okay. Maybe you'll see him again.
怎么可能？ I don't know how.
我要去旧金山大学了 他却住在这里 I'm gonna be in college in San Francisco and he'll be here.
哦，世事难料 Well, you never know.
有时人生是 会转个大弯的，对不对？ Sometimes life takes, like, totally unexpected turns, right?
(瑞克白费力经纪公司)
我得先去经纪人办公室拿个东西 I just need to pick up something from my agent's office.
- 只要一下下 - 好的 - It'll only take a sec. - Okay.
- 你也来啊 - 好 - You come too. - Okay.
- 好 - 嘿，那我呢？ - Okay. - Hey, what about me?
- 谢谢 - 我算什么？杂碎吗？ - Thank you. - What am I, chopped liver?
明星地图？ Star map?
没有金刚的报导怎么算明星地图？ What kind of a star map doesn't feature King Kong?
哦，真是骗子 Oh, what a rip-off.
过来，他的办公室从这里走 Come on, his office is right down here.
对，是蔡司 Yeah, it's Chase.
听着，我在派对遇到 一个可能会爆红的 Listen, I met someone at a party I think could be huge.
对，还有... Yeah, and get this.
他是猴子 He's a monkey.
不，不，是...猴子 No, no, a...monkey.
对，对，对 他会爆红的 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna be huge, man.
我喜欢这里的新装璜 I love the new decor here.
(介绍新人玛雅杜立德)
蒂芬妮，这是怎么搞的？ Tiffany, what's going on?
- 那是...？ - 没错 - Is that...? - That's right.
就是你，玛雅杜立德 It's you, Maya Dolittle.
上电视了 On television.
你最好赶快习惯，好女孩 Better get used to it, girl.
最好赶快习惯？ 他在说什么？ Better get used to it? What is he talking about?
先听听他要说什么，好吗？ Just listen to what he has to say, okay?
两位小姐，请先坐在沙发上 Ladies, please have a seat on that couch.
请坐下 Come on in.
嗨，玛雅 我叫瑞克白费力... Hi, Maya, my name is Rick Beverly...
.....我喜欢自比为制造美梦的人 ...and I like to consider myself a dream maker.
我一生致力于为人们制造美梦... 让美梦成真 I spend my life making people's dreams...come true.
我为蒂芬妮实现梦想 我也能为你实现梦想 I did it for Tiffany, and I can do it for you too.
你神奇的能力我全知道了... Now, I know all about your amazing talents...
...我也知道你的梦想为何 ...and I bet I know what your dream is.
你想毕生致力于 帮助动物，对不对？ To spend your life helping the animals, right?
对 Yeah.
对，没错 Yeah, that's right.
太好了 That's beautiful.
就像你爸爸一样 Just like your daddy.
你让我的心为之颤动 You got me right in my heart part.
哦，若想帮助可怜的小动物... Well, what better way to help those poor animals...
...还有什么方法会比拥有自己的电视节目更好呢？ ...than with your very own TV show.
电视节目？ A TV show?
玛雅，这个世上... Maya, the world...
不，动物们... No, the animals...
...需要一个关心他们的人 ...they need someone who cares.
一个能为他们发声的人 Someone who can give them a voice.
而能为他们发声的人... And who better to give them that voice...
...还有谁能比 一个可以跟他们交谈的人更好 ...than someone who can actually talk to them.
有谁比你更适合呢 玛雅杜立德？ Who better than you, Maya Dolittle?
等一下 So wait.
你是想说，你要把我弄到一个电视节目中？ What you're trying to say is, you wanna put me on a TV show?
不，他是说 他要我们一起上电视 No, he's saying he wants to put us on TV.
正是 Exactly.
蒂芬妮与玛雅 Tiffany and Maya.
(《动物对话人》)
《动物对话人》 The animal talkers.
这节目会红的 我们的穿着会很有时尚感 It will be so hot. We'll wear amazing outfits.
- 会有很酷的宠物 - 酷 - Have on cool pets. - Cool.
也许你也可以教我如何跟动物说话 Maybe you can even teach me how to talk to animals too.
等等，等等，你们，等一下 Wait, wait, wait, you guys, hold on.
这是很刺激，可是我不能做电视节目 This is all really exciting, but I can't do a TV show.
我要开始去上学 未来要成为兽医 I'm about to start studying to become a veterinarian.
哇，兽医 Wow, a veterinarian.
太好了 Good for you.
那得等很久吧？ I bet that takes a long time though, huh?
对，要花七年的时间 Yeah, it actually does, like seven years.
七年！这么久真浪费 Seven years. What a long time to waste.
我是说，真难等 I mean, wait.
或是，你可以拍这种电视节目... Or you could do this TV show...
...就立刻可以帮助那些可怜的小动物 ...and start helping those poor little animals right now.
对，来福 这就是我一直在找的答案 Yes, Lucky, this is the answer I've been looking for.
答案？ The answer?
等一下，如果你拍这部电视节目... Wait a minute, so if you did this TV show...
...那你就不用离家去上大学了？ ...then you wouldn't go away to college?
对，不用去了 Nope, wouldn't have to.
我喜欢，《动物对话人》 太棒了 I love it. The Animal Talkers. It's brilliant.
谢谢，来福 你永远都在为我着想 Thank you, Lucky, for always looking out for what's best for me.
为你着想？ What's best for you?
哦，对，正是如此 不然还能为谁着想？ Oh, yes, exactly. I mean, who else would I be thinking of?
哦，不好，是妈 Oh, no, it's Mom.
我不知道她是否会支持我 I don't know if she'll be as supportive.
- 我该怎么办？ - 告诉她 - What should I do? - Tell her.
把话说清楚最好，不是吗？ Might as well get it over with, right?
得再等一下才行 I'll just try to buy us some time.
喂？ Hello?
嘿，妈 Hey, Mom.
没有，我们还没出发 No, we haven't left yet.
不过，我在想... But I was thinking...
...我能不能再待几天？ ...would it be okay if I stayed another couple days or so?
再几天？ 玛雅，不行，你得回来 Another couple days? No, you have to get back.
原本就说好只是过一夜 This is supposed to be an overnight thing.
妈妈，好了啦，先听我说一下 Mom, Mom, come on, just listen to me for a second.
在这里，我也许有机会 帮助更多动物... I may have an opportunity to help a lot more animals here...
- ...只要让我待久一点 - 久一点？要多久啊？ - ...if I just stay a little longer. - Longer? How much longer?
哦，我还不晓得，不过你可以相信我 Well, I don't know yet, but you can trust me.
我的决定，不是都还不坏吗？ I usually make pretty good decisions, don't I?
好，你可以再待几天，帮助更多动物 Okay, stay a few more days, help some more animals.
我想我可以自己一个人把行李打包好 I guess I can finish up this packing myself.
你只要在星期六以前回来，就没问题了 And as long as you're back by Saturday, we should be in good shape.
好，谢谢你，妈咪 Okay, all right. Thank you, Mommy.
- 好好玩 - 我爱你，再见 - Have fun. - I love you, bye.
好极了 Yes.
我已经让我的主厨准备好很特别的早餐... I had my chef prepare a special breakfast...
...以庆祝你新生活的第一天 ...to celebrate the first day of your new life.
难不成我死掉上狗狗天堂了？ Have I died and gone to doggie heaven or what?
享受一顿大餐，然后我们就上车 Eat up, enjoy, then we've got to motor.
瑞克想拿节目给电视公司看，我们进度已经有点落后了 Rick wants to pitch our show to the networks, so we're already behind.
放心，我开始在想我们的节目该怎么做了 Oh! Don't worry, I started thinking about what the show should be like.
我希望节目是有教育意义的 I think I want it to be, like, educational, you know?
我们可以回答电视观众的疑问还可以走入现场来宝之中... We could answer viewers' questions and we could go into the audience and...
这提醒我，我们需要来宾 Ooh! That reminds me, we need guests.
我们可以用网路... So, we could go on the Internet, like...
好，停 这方面我们比你强 Okay, pause. We are way ahead of you on that.
瑞克已经跟许多可能的名人来宝 约好要面谈了 Rick's set up a bunch of appointments with possible celebrity guests.
- 等一下，名人来宝？ - 全是名人 - Wait, celebrity guests? - Totally.
你以为有人想看我们跟一般人的动物谈话吗？ You think anyone's gonna watch if we interview regular people's animals?
- 我可不认为 - 真的？ - I don't think so. - Really?
气味像鱼卵 哦，算了 Smells like fish eggs. Oh, well.
...可是我不希望全都是名人 ...but I don't want it to all be about that.
对，对，那当然，当然 Right, right. Of course, of course.
可是，玛雅，相信我,如果我们想让节目成功... But Maya, trust me, if we want the show to take off...
...就得拍明星 ...we've got to shoot for the stars.
- 好，全听你的 - 好，来吧 - Okay, whatever you say. - All right, come on.
- 到了 - 这是哪里？ - Here we are. - Where are we?
- 你喜欢查德卡西迪的电影吗？ - 当然 - Do you like Chad Cassidy movies? - Of course.
- 这就是他的房子 - 不会吧？ - Well, that's whose house this is. - No way.
我喜欢叫他帅哥查德 I like to call him Chad Hunkly.
嗨，查德 Hi, Chad.
摩纳哥小姐，快下来 Miss Monaco, come on down.
嗨，爱你哦，宝贝 Hey, love you, babe.
抱歉得在这里见面，我忙着为下一个角色锻链身体 Sorry about having to meet out here, but I'm training for my next role.
我要拍林肯总统的故事 I'm doing the Abe Lincoin Story.
是有点加油添醋啦 We spiced it up a little bit.
哦，查德，我们要拍一部节目... Well, Chad, we're doing this show...
...想找你跟小查一起上节目 ...and we would love you and Chubster to be on it.
对不对，玛雅？ Right, Maya?
玛雅 Maya.
对，不好意思 你的电影，我全看过 Yeah. I'm sorry, I've just seen all your movies.
我是你的大影迷 I'm a really big fan of yours.
对，我也是 Yeah, me too.
不过，蒂芬妮说的对 我们很希望你们来上节目 But Tiffany's right. We would love you to be on our show.
节目主轴是名人跟宠物 It's gonna be all about celebrities and their pets.
也不全是如此 这只是节目的一部份 Well, that's not what it's all about. That's part of it.
- 不过，主要是为了帮助动物 - 哦，是吗？ - But it's mostly about helping animals. - Oh, yeah?
哦，你们今天来得正好... Well, funny you came by today...
...因为我的猪，小查，真的需要人帮忙 ...because I could really use some help with my pig, Chubster.
- 真的？ - 对 - Really? - Yeah.
最近他让我很心烦 She's been giving me problems lately.
不知道为什么，他全没胃口 就是不肯吃 She's lost her appetite or something. She just won't eat.
无论我给他什么，他连看都不看一眼 No matter what I try to give her, she just turns her nose up at it.
- 真的？ - 对 - Really? - Yeah.
这样好了 I tell you what.
只要你能找出他的毛病... If you can figure out what's wrong with her...
我就去上你们的节目 ...I'll do your show.
- 不错吧？ - 很好 - Sound good? - Sounds great.
- 好，玛雅，去发挥一下 - 好的 - Okay, Maya, do your stuff. - Okay.
这边请 This way.
他就在那里 There she is right there.
嘿，小查，小查查 Hey, Chub. Chubster.
我不知道他到底是怎么了 I just don't know what's wrong with her.
小查查？ Chubster?
嗨，我是玛雅 Hi, I'm Maya.
听说你最近不太想吃东西 So I hear you're not too interested in food lately.
- 怎么了啦？ - 怎么了？ - What's going on? - What's the matter?
你看我，我变这么肥 Look at me. I'm obese.
好吧，不过你是猪啊 猪本来就该胖吧？ Okay, but you're a pig. Aren't you supposed to be fat?
谁说的？ Says who?
猪这个字干嘛一定要扯上胖？ Why does the word pig always have to be associated with being fat?
我再也不要惹上这种麻烦 Well, I ain't gonna be part of the problem no more.
哦，我为你的决心鼓掌... Well, I applaud you for what you're trying to do...
...可是你不能不吃 那是不健康的 ...but you can't just not eat. It's not healthy.
那我还能怎么办？ What else can I do?
我有代谢过慢的问题 I have a slow metabolism.
我不知道该跟你说什么，我... Well, I really don't know what to tell you. I...
你知道吗？ You know what?
我有个点子 I think I have an idea.
哦，谢谢你，玛雅 Oh, thank you, Maya.
我可以感受到肥肉已经逐渐甩掉了 I can feel the pounds just dropping off already.
比基尼季节，我就快来了 Bikini season, here I come.
现在让他吃应该不是问题了... You shouldn't have any trouble with getting her to eat now...
...不过你还是应该考虑低卡饮食 ...but you should also consider a low-calorie diet.
哇，我不晓得该说什么好，但... Wow, I don't know what to say, but...
...我会在你们录新节目时跟你们见面 ...I'll see you at the taping of your new show.
对吧，小查查？ Right, Chubster?
那当然，查德宝贝 You got it, Chad baby.
你办到了，你真的办到了 You nailed it. You really nailed it.
- 真的吗？ - 大成功 - I did? - Totally.
你知道吗？我们应该会成为很棒的团队 You know what? I think you and I make a really great team.
我想也是 I think we do.
只要再搞定接下来几个名人 我们就成功了 Now we get these next few celebs to commit, and we are golden.
你会爱上这个乐团的 You are gonna love this band.
(《毒蛇骑士》 售完)
(赛车新闻 改装车青蛙王子找到公主了)
谢谢你让我们在你的新片场访问你 Thank you for letting us visit you on the set of your new film.
我们要如何帮助你的小马呢？ So how can we help with your pony?
跟小饼饼合作完全是一场噩梦 Buttercup is a total nightmare to work with.
我早该听我经理人的忠告 I should have listened to my manager.
他说绝对不要跟动物或小孩合作 He said never to work with animals or children.
还用得着你来说吗 Tell me about it.
就这样，只剩一个了 This is it. Just one left.
你帮他，圈子里所有的电视公司都不会拒绝我们 You help this animal, no network in town will turn us down.
哦，太好了，这次是谁的家？ 是哪种宠物？ Oh, great. So whose place is this, and what kind of pet do they have?
你最好自己看 You better just see for yourself.
(正港荒唐哥)
哟，哟，哟，兄弟，卡，卡 Yo, yo, yo, fellas, cut it, cut it.
嘿，两位小姐好吗？ 下来这里 Hey, what up, ladies? Come on down here.
嘿，曼宁 休息五分钟，好吗？ Hey, yo, Manny. Chill for five, all right?
好的 All right.
荒唐哥 Ridiculuz.
蒂芬妮宝贝 Tiffany, baby.
谢谢你过来，杜立德小姐，蒂芬妮谈到很多你的事 Thanks for coming. Miss Dolittle, Tiffany's told me so much about you.
两位，这事很严重 我根本不晓得该如何是好 Ladies, this is seriously. I mean, I don't even know what to do.
这是毛多多先生 This is Mr. Fluffernufferman.
他就像是我在这世上最好的朋友 He like my best friend in the whole world.
他就像... He like....
他就像是我真正信任的好兄弟，你懂吗？ He like the only G I can really trust, you feel me?
问题是，最近他真的很失常 Thing is, he ain't really been acting his self lately.
感觉就像他不想再跟我在一起 也不想享受居家生活了 It's like he don't hang with me and the homeys no more.
他老是自己窝在角落里 He be all sulking in the corners.
有时他会躲在家具下面 Sometimes he be hiding underneath the furniture, man.
别担心 Don't worry.
玛雅会找出他的问题所在 Maya will find out what's bothering him.
哦，杜立德小姐，你一定得设法帮帮忙 Oh, Miss Dolittle, you just got to do something.
他就像... He like....
他就像是我翅膀下的风 He like the wind beneath my wings.
好 Okay.
嗨，毛多多先生 Hi, Mr. Fluffernufferman.
我是玛雅 你想告诉我到底怎么了吗？ I'm Maya. So you wanna tell me what's going on?
我来告诉你到底怎么了 I'll tell you what's going on.
我痛恨饶舌音乐 I hate rap music.
- 是吗？ - 对，看看这对耳朵 - You do? - Yeah, look at these ears.
这是很精致的工具 They're finely-tuned instruments.
需要更精致的音乐，知道吗？ They require something more delicate, you know?
哦，那你喜欢什么？ Well, what did you have in mind?
赞，赞，赞 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我可以用这种音乐来玩 I could get down with this.
对，古典的 Yeah, old school.
两位，你们的节目什么时候录影？ So, ladies, when's this show of yours taping?
对，他竟然有一只小胖兔 你能相信吗？ Yes, he has a little bunny rabbit. Can you believe it?
两天前，我还坐在我的房间里打包要上大学的行李 Two days ago, I was sitting in my bedroom packing to go to college.
如今我在洛杉矶... And now I'm in Los Angeles...
...跟名人在一起而且在筹备我自己的电视节目 ...hanging out with celebrities and putting together my own TV show.
哦，而且还跟布兰登本人吃晚饭 Oh, not to mention going to dinner with Brandon Booker himself.
没错 That's right.
- 你还不肯说我们要去哪里？ - 你相信我好吗？ - And you won't tell me where we're going? - Will you trust me?
你一定会喜欢我预订了位置的地方 You're gonna love this place where I got reservations.
那是城里视野最好的地方 Best view in town.
我想《灵犬莱西》影集 是在这上面拍的 I think they used to shoot episodes of Lassie up here.
莱西，那可是很美的动物 Lassie. Now, there was a beautiful animal.
- 她是否有动过刀呢？ - 不晓得 - Think she ever had any work done? - I don't know.
- 也许只有用一点狗狗胶原蛋白 - 说得妙 - Maybe a little Collie-gen. - Good one.
上学的事怎么办？ 你怎么跟父母说？ So, what about school? What did you tell your parents?
哦，我还没说哪 Well, I haven't exactly told them yet.
- 你还没告诉他们？ - 还没 - You haven't told them? - No.
我要等到事情有结果了再告诉她 I'll just wait to tell her until things are final.
我们明天要去见电视公司，看他们要不要播这个节目 We go see the network tomorrow, see if they wanna put the show on.
真的？祝你幸运 Really? Good luck.
好，快到了 就在前方 Okay, we're almost there. It's just up ahead.
我不了解这里怎么会有需要订位的地方？ I just don't understand where in the world you would have reservations up here.
相信我，那... Trust me. It is...
太神奇了 Amazing.
布兰登，这里简直太美了 Brandon, this is absolutely amazing.
我说过了这是城里视野最好的地方 I told you it was the best view in town.
从这里什么地方都看得到 You can see everything from here.
现在真的可以，你看 Now you really can, look.
那边那一栋是录音室大楼 That's the big record building over there.
真的是不得了 This is really something else.
还记得我们开车经过的 那座大戏院吗？ Remember that cool theater we drove by?
你看到了吗？就在那边看到了没有？ You see it right there? You see it?
- 好莱坞名人步道 - 对，那栋是保龄球馆 - Hollywood Walk of Fame. - Yeah, that's the bowling alley.
还可以看到海洋 哦，我的天 You can see the ocean. Oh, my God.
哇，你的主子很有格调 Wow, your owner is a real class act.
我觉得他的气味愈来愈好闻了 He's starting to smell better and better to me.
饿了吗？ So hungry?
哦，我最近没什么胃口 Well, I haven't really had much of an appetite recently.
哦，是吗？ Oh, no?
我不晓得自己有什么毛病 No, I don't know what's wrong with me.
这几天我老觉有点怪 I've just been feeling a little off the past few days.
也很累 I'm really tired too.
哦，嘿，等我一下 Oh, hey, hang on a second.
嘿，玛雅，艾美说她觉得有点怪怪的... Hey, Maya, Emmy said she's feeling a little strange...
...很累、不想吃东西 你有什么想法吗？ ...really tired, doesn't wanna eat and stuff. Any ideas?
他现在在跟你说话？ Is he talking to you right now?
没错 Actually, he is.
他说，艾美觉得有点怪怪的 He said Emmy's feeling a little weird.
是吗？ She is?
对，不过，别担心 我一定可以帮他 Yeah, but don't worry. I'm sure I can help her.
你觉得有点累而且不想吃东西 So you're feeling a little tired and you don't wanna eat.
嗯，也许改变一下饮食 可以改善 Well, maybe a change of diet can have a positive effect.
哦，我今天遇到一只猪 他也有饮食问题 Well, I met this pig today who has a big problem with food.
你觉得如何，乖孩子？ 也许改变一下会有用？ So, what do you think, girl? Maybe a little variety might help?
当然可以 我很愿意试试 Sure, okay. I'm willing to give it a try.
篮子里有一些剩下的饺子 There are some extra dumplings in the basket.
- 你要不要吃吃看？ - 谢谢你，玛雅 - Why don't you try those? - Thanks, Maya.
哦，别客气，乖孩子 放心好了，会没事的 Oh, you're welcome, girl. Don't worry, everything will be okay.
干嘛？ What?
没什么 Nothing.
只是，这地方神奇的不只是风景 It's just that the view's not the only thing up here that's amazing.
好了 Here you go.
埋头苦干吧 Dig in to these.
你的鼻子上有沾到酱汁 You got some sauce on your nose.
- 有吗？在哪里？ - 来，我来帮你 - I did? Where? - Here. I'll get it.
哗！我就知邋邋遢遢的有天会有回报，哈... Wow! I knew being sloppy would pay off someday. Huh...
(好莱坞)
(蒂芬妮与玛雅 《动物对话人》)
光是查德卡西迪现身... Add to that appearances by one Chad Cassidy...
...更别提超级嘻哈巨星荒唐哥... ...not to mention hip-hop superstar Ridiculuz...
以及其他那些 我们已经谈过的名人... ...on top of all the other celebrities we have already discussed...
...各位先生、各位女士，我想... ...and, ladies and gentlemen, I think...
不，我知道你们已经找到下一个大红特红的节目了 No, I know that you have found your next big show.
我想... I think...
..这节目我们爱 ...we love it.
- 是吗？ - 不只是爱 - You do? - More than love it.
是爱死了 ''Love'' love it.
爱得要命 That's a lot of love.
我们认为这个节目可能会爆红 We think this show can be big.
不，是比红更红 No, bigger than big.
会发紫 Huge.
红到发紫 Hugely big.
事实上，我们的秋季节目表上有开个大洞... In fact, we have a hole in our fall schedule...
...我想这个节目正好可以用来补洞 ...I think we could fill with this show.
真是不敢相信 我要上电视了 How I can't believe it. I'm gonna be on TV.
我可以立刻开始帮助动物了 I can start helping animals right now.
那当然 Absolutely.
不过，有一些小小的改变我们想先谈谈 There are, however, a few small changes we'd like to discuss first.
小改变？ Small changes?
哦，比小更小的 Oh, smaller than small.
- 很微小的 - 渺小的 - Itsy-bitsy. - Teeny-weeny.
好，什么改变？ Okay, like what?
哦，首先我们想低调处理整个所谓“帮助”的议题 Well, for starters, we'd like to tone down the whole helping thing.
低调处理？ 可是这节目的重点在于此 Tone down? But that's what this show is all about.
哦，那当然 Oh, absolutely.
我们只是想在帮助动物之际... We just think the show can be more entertaining...
...节目可以更有娱乐效果 ...while it's helping.
不过，当然得帮 But it has to help.
我发誓，如果这节目不帮点忙，我们在这里有何意义 I swear, if this show doesn't help, I don't know what we're doing here.
我们大家都一样 Any of us.
好，我可以了解 要更有娱乐效果 Oh, okay, well, I can understand that. More entertaining.
还有吗？ Anything else?
细节问题我们日后可以慢慢商量 We can iron out all the finer details later.
目前，最大的问题是我们的交易谈成了吗？ Right now, the big question is do we have a deal?
玛雅杜立德... Maya Dolittle...
...欢迎加入电视公司 ...welcome to network television.
- 赞啦 - 恭喜你，孩子，你成功了 - Yes. - Congratulations, kiddo, you did it.
哦，谢谢你们 不过，我还有点担忧 Oh, thanks, guys, but, look, I still have one concern.
我知道节目必须有娱乐效果，不过我想确保... I know the show has to be entertaining, but I wanna make sure...
...节目的宗旨还是在于帮助动物 ...the purpose of what we're doing is to still help animals.
我问你 Let me ask you a question.
- 你是玛雅杜立德，对吧？ - 当然是 - You are Maya Dolittle, correct? - Of course I am.
玛雅杜立德想帮助动物，对吧？ And Maya Dolittle wants to help animals, right?
我一心只想帮助动物 That's all I've ever wanted to do.
如果玛雅杜立德是这节目的一部份... Well, if Maya Dolittle is invoived in this show...
...那这节目怎么可能不是在帮助动物呢？ ...then how can it not be about helping animals?
玛雅帮助动物 这就是她的使命！ Maya Dolittle helps animals. That's what she does.
对，对，这么说很合理 Yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
当然合理啰 Of course it does.
好了，你就别瞎操心了，可以吗？ Now, look, I don't want you to worry about any of this stuff, okay?
我不会让任何人毁了你对这节目的期许 I will not let anyone ruin your vision for this show.
- 可以吗，孩子？ - 好的 - Okay, kiddo? - Okay.
因为我是瑞克白费力 懂吗？这就是我的使命 Because I'm Rick Beverly. See? That's what I do.
现在，只剩下一个小小的细节得讨论 Now, there is just one small detail left to discuss.
不是很重要， 只是小事情 Not a big one, just a small one.
- 什么事？ - 就是我的合约 - And what's that? - That's my contract.
- 合约？ - 没什么大不了的 - The contract? - It's nothing out of the ordinary.
只是让我可以合法的代表你... It just gives me permission to represent you...
...使用你的照片，诸如此类的 ...and to use your likeness, etcetera, etcetera.
是一堆法律术语... And there's a bunch of legal hoo-hah...
...你不必伤脑筋的小事 ...that you don't have to concern yourself with at all.
小蒂跟我开始合作时也有签相同的合约 Tiff signed the exact same thing when we started working together.
- 对不对，小蒂？ - 对，没错 - Isn't that right, Tiff? - Yeah, that's right.
对，很好玩的 Yeah, fun.
你知道吗？ 我想我签之前还是得看看 You know what? I think I should read it before I sign it.
可以吗？ Is that okay?
那当然 Absolutely.
当然，签名前要先看看 Absolutely, you should read it before you sign it.
不然可不成 那是不对的 I wouldn't have it any other way. Wouldn't be right.
你知道吗，瑞克？ 我们稍后再来担心这种东东 You know what, Rick? We can worry about all this stuff later.
玛雅跟我得先去做一件更重要的事 Maya and I have something more important we've to do first.
- 什么事？ - 庆祝 - Like what? - Celebrate.
我只知道一种庆祝方式 And there's only one way I know how to do that.
(爱马仕)
(罗迪欧大道)
(许可)
(贝西强森)
我们猴子从来不会失去时尚感 Monkeys, we never go out of style.
(绝对许可)
哇，庆祝真的很好玩 Wow, celebrating is so much fun.
现在你要留下来了，我们每个周末都可以这样玩 Now that you're gonna stay out here, we can do it, like, every weekend.
真的？哇，那就太酷了 Really? Wow, that would be so great.
不过，你已经为我做太多事了 But, you know it, you've already done so much for me already.
我不好意思如此叨扰你 I don't wanna impose more than I already have.
再说，你可能很想跟你的朋友一起玩 Besides, you probably wanna get back to hanging out with your regular friends.
对，你说的没错 Yeah, you are so right.
因为我常跟他们玩，几乎是每天 Because I usually hang out with them, like, every day.
有时我也不希望他们常找我，但是... Sometimes, I wish they wouldn't wanna hang out so much, but...
...你知道啦朋友嘛 他们就是太友善了 ...you know friends. They're just so friendly.
(瑞克白费力来电)
抱歉，我得接电话 别把阳光全晒光了 Sorry, I have to get this. Don't use up all the sun.
顺便帮我拿杯好酒过来 Bring me back one of those fancy drinks.
就是有一支小雨伞那种 The ones with the little umbrellas in them.
- 喂？ - 朋友，真会掰 - Hello? - Friends, good one.
- 你说什么？ - 我说她真会掰 - What did you say? - I said that was a good one.
就是蒂芬妮说她朋友的事 About Tiffany having friends.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我是说她根本没朋友 I mean, she doesn't.
等等，你在说什么？ Wait, what are you talking about?
我在杂志常看到的那些又是谁？ Who do I see her all the time in the magazines with?
她总是跟一大堆很酷的人在一起 She's always hanging out with all kinds of fabulous people.
是摄影安排去照相的人 Photo ops staged for the cameras.
她根本不认识那些人 She doesn't really know any of those people.
仔细想想那其实很悲哀 It's kind of sad if you think about it.
对啊 Yeah.
抱歉，那是布兰妮 Sorry, that was Britney.
她想出去玩，我对她说我没空... She wanted to hang out, but I told her I couldn't...
因为我跟我的新朋友在一起 ...because I was hanging out with my new best friend.
- 可怜的孩子 - 嗨，宝贝 - Poor kid. - Hi, baby.
(妈)
希望不是我在想的那个人 I hope it isn't who I think it is.
(桥梁摄影棚)
(蒂芬妮与玛雅 《动物对话人》)
(现场播出)
好，各位，不到三个小时观众就会到达... Okay, people, the audience will be here in less than three hours...
...我们就先进行第一次彩排 ...so let's get cracking on our first rehearsal.
看看你们 Look at you.
你们真是明艳动人 You look dynamite.
现在所有名人的宠物都到达了 Now, all the celebrity pets have arrived.
你们准备好要彩排了吗？ You all ready for rehearsal?
- 是的 - 准备好了 - Yep. - Totally.
太好了，那就剩下一件事要谈了 Great, then there's just one thing to talk about.
合约，你看过了没有？ The contract. Did you get a chance to look at it?
哦，没有，我全忘了 我们忙得很 Oh, no, I completely forgot. We've just been so busy.
- 哦，老天 - 有人看到我的饮料没有？ - Oh, boy. - Anyone seen my frappe?
- 玛雅，你很美 - 听着 这可能是个问题 - Maya, you look great. - Uuh, listen. This could be a problem.
因为在开拍之前，你必须在虚线上签名 Because before the cameras roll, we need your name on the dotted line.
如果你还需要几天阅读合约，我想也可以 But if you need a few more days to read it, I guess that's okay.
就叫大家先回去 I'll just send all these people home.
- 哦，不用 - 我要上电视了 - Oh, no. - I'm gonna be on TV.
我现在就签，不过我没带来 I'd sign it now, but I didn't bring it with me.
哦，真是太巧了 我刚好有多一份 Oh, what a coincldence. I have an extra one right here.
好，如果蒂芬妮 签过相同的合约... Okay, well, if Tiffany signed the exact same thing...
...应该就没问题，对吧？ ...it should be fine, right?
- 对 - 好 - Right. - Okay.
好了 There you go.
好极了 Super.
现在我们就开始来杜立德了 Now let's Dolittle it.
你喜欢吗？ 我想这句可以成为你的新台词 You like that? I thought that could be your new catch phrase.
有在合约里 It's in the contract.
哦，等一下 Oh, wait.
- 惨了，是我妈 - 哦，太好了 - Oh, no, it's my mom. - Oh, great.
我想我得告诉她 我都在做些什么事 I guess I have to tell her what I've been doing.
- 对 - 我马上就好 - Yeah. - I'll be up in a minute.
好，好极了 Okay, good stuff.
- 喂？ - 嘿，玛雅 - Hello? - Hey, Maya.
- 嘿，妈 - 要开始了 - Hey, Mom. - Break a shell.
哦，没有 我没收到你的讯息 Oh, no, no, I haven't gotten any of your messages.
玛雅，怎么了？ Maya, what is going on?
你昨天就应该回家了 You were supposed to be home yesterday.
妈，我得告诉你一件事... Look, Mom, I have to tell you something...
...我真的很希望你能设法理解，好吗？ ...and I really need you to try to understand, okay?
啊哈！ Uh-huh!
我决定不去上大学了，我要留在洛杉矶... I've decided not to go to college, stay in Los Angeles...
跟蒂芬妮摩纳哥合拍一部电视节目 ...and do a TV show with Tiffany Monaco.
你什么？ You're what?
玛雅，我不知道你是怎么了... Maya, I don't know what has come over you...
...不过等你回家后我们再来谈 ...but we will talk about it later when you get home.
现在，你只要把行李整理好... Now, what you're going to do is pack your bags...
...今晚就到机场去 ...and get to the airport tonight.
我会买好机票等你 听清楚了没有？ I will have a ticket waiting for you. Do you understand me?
妈，我已经决定了... Look, Mom, I already made up my mind...
...你只好接受 ...so you're just gonna have to accept it.
我得走了 大家还在等我彩排 I gotta go. They're waiting for me in rehearsal.
我稍后再打给你 I'll give you a call later.
彩排？玛雅，你别想挂我电话 RehearsaI? Maya, don't you dare hang up that phone, young lady.
我是你妈，我们得... Now, I'm your mother, we'll...
玛雅？玛雅？ Maya? Maya?
似乎不太妙哦 That didn't sound like it went really well.
可以这么说... You can say that...
...不过她看到节目后就会理解，对吧？ ...but she'll understand when she sees the show, right?
我是说，等她看到这节目有多好，对不对？ I mean, once she sees how much good the show is gonna do, right?
- 她会了解吧？ - 当然，她会了解的 - Won't she? - Sure, sure she will.
对，当然了 别放在心上 Yeah, of course. Don't give it a second thought.
谢谢你，来福 Thanks, Lucky.
你快出去，祝你演出成功 Now go out there and break a leg.
彩排开始 RehearsaI's up.
开麦拉！ And action.
(《动物对话人》)
嗨，我是蒂芬妮摩纳哥，这位是我的朋友... Hi, I'm Tiffany Monaco, and this is my friend...
玛雅杜立德 Maya Dolittle.
欢迎大家观赏... And we would like to welcome you to....
动物对话人 The Animal Talkers.
今天，我们要谈的是动物的时尚 Today, we're gonna talk about animal fashion.
- 对不对，玛雅？ - 当然是，蒂芬 - Isn't that right, Maya? - It sure is, Tiff.
我们第一集的主题是 如何协助我们的动物变得更漂亮 And our first episode is all about how to help our animals look good.
这节目一定会很红 It's going to be such an amazing show.
我们的来宾有好莱坞帅哥 查德卡西迪 We have Hollywood heartthrob Chad Cassidy.
嘿，艾美 我还在想你们能否赶来 Hey, Emmy. I'm psyched you guys could make it.
- 你想不想参观摄影棚？ - 当然要，来福，谢谢 - You want a tour of the studio? - Sure, Lucky, thanks.
可是...我可以先喝点水吗？ But first, can I get a drink of water?
哦，你还是不舒服？ Oh, you're still not feeling well, are you?
过来，我知道后台有地方 可以让你休息 Come on, I know a place backstage where you can relax.
小蒂，我们的第一位来宾... You know Tiff, our first guest...
...不只是好莱坞的大帅哥... ...is not only one of the biggest Hollywood heartthrobs...
...他也是好莱坞最善良的人之一 ...but he also has one of the biggest Hollywood hearts.
《动物对话人》热情欢迎... So let's give a big warm Animal Talkers welcome...
...查德卡西迪 ...to Chad Cassidy.
还有他的VIP... 也就是非常重要猪 And his VIP... Very Important Pig, that is.
小查查 Chubster.
小查查告诉玛雅他已经准备好... Chubster told Maya when she's getting ready to paint the town red...
...要跟查德一起出去狂欢，他喜欢粉红思维 ...with owner Chad Cassidy, she likes to think pink.
没错，蒂芬妮 That's right, Tiffany.
多亏你跟玛雅 我们再也不会不协调了 And thanks to you and Maya, we'II never cIash again.
对不对，小查查？ Isn't that right, Chubster?
这算什么，时尚秀吗？ What is this, a fashion show?
现在是请第二位佳宾出场的时候了... So now, I think it's time for us to bring out our next guest...
...他正好是我的最爱 ...who happens to be one of my favorites.
嘿，大家好 Hey, yo.
大家好，我们很高兴受邀前来 We're happy to be here, y'all.
嘿，玛雅，那个嘻哈大侠是谁？ Hey, Maya, who's that hip-hopper?
那是荒唐哥跟他时髦的兔子 毛多多先生 Girl, that is Ridiculuz and his hare with flair, Mr. Fluffernufferman.
我们用这一套服饰帮他挖掘出内在的万人迷 We helped him find his inner mack daddy with this hot ensemble.
你还喜欢你的新衣服吗，毛多多先生？ How do you like your new duds, Mr. Fluffernufferman?
真的？说的好 真的很好笑 Really? Good one. That was really funny.
卡 Cut.
太棒了 That was amazing.
谢谢，好，谢谢 Thank you. Okay, thank you.
休息五分钟，我们要重新安排下一段彩排 Okay. Now we'll take five, we're gonna reset for the next rehearsal segment.
谢谢大家 Thank you, people.
- 好，咱们开始 - 罗杰，那边怎样？ - All right, let's go. - Roger, how was that?
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你觉得怎么样？ So, what do you think?
哦，我想我几乎认不出你来了 Well, I think I barely recognize you.
不，不是我，我是指这节目 你觉得如何？ No, not me, I'm talking about the show. What do you think?
这节目？ 哦，节目很有意思 The show? Yeah, well, the show is interesting.
有意思？ Interesting?
- 你不喜欢吗？ - 嗯，怎么说呢？ - Don't you like it? - Oh, I don't know.
我猜... 我想，这跟我预想的不同 I guess... I mean, it wasn't what I expected.
我以为你希望这节目是用来帮助动物的 I thought you wanted the show to be about helping animals.
哦，我是希望如此没错 Well, I did. I do.
- 是这样的啊，不是吗？ - 对...哦，不知道 - I mean, it is, isn't it? - Yeah, well, I don't know.
穿短裙的猪？ 这能帮助谁？ A pig in a tutu? How does that really help anyone?
这是不太一样的帮助，你知道吗？ Look, it's just a different kind of help, you know?
- 还是要兼顾娱乐效果，对吧？ - 对 - It still has to be entertaining, right? - Yeah.
我想我只是有点意外,你知道吗？ I guess I'm just a little surprised, you know?
你初次对我谈到这节目时... When you first told me about the show...
我以为会是有点教育意义的 ...I pictured something a little more educational.
玛雅，玛雅 Maya, Maya.
等一下，来福，等我一下 Wait, Lucky, hold on one second.
我知道这节目跟我初次听到时有点不同... Look, I know the show has changed a bit from when I first heard about it...
...可是主旨还是想帮助动物 ...but it's still all about helping animals.
- 玛雅 - 我是玛雅杜立德 - Maya. - I mean, I'm Maya Dolittle.
- 我一心只想帮助动物，所以... - 玛雅 - And all I wanna do is help animals, so... - Maya.
...这节目若不是在帮助动物 那我主持这节目干嘛？ ...why would I be on a show that isn't about helping animals?
玛雅，玛雅，我真的得跟你谈谈 Maya, Maya, I really need to talk to you.
来福，我说过等我一下 Lucky, I said hold on a minute.
玛雅，你确定这就是你想做的？ Maya, are you sure this is what you wanna be doing?
玛雅，听我说！ 艾美需要人帮忙 Maya, listen to me. Emmy needs help.
来福，我说过等... Lucky, I said hold...
等一下，你刚说什么？ Wait, what did you say?
我想艾美病得很厉害 I think Emmy is really sick.
- 你最好过去看看她 - 哦，不会吧 - You better come take a look at her. - Oh, no.
怎么了？你要去哪里？ What's the matter? Where you going?
哦，来福说艾美有点不对劲 Well, Lucky said there's something wrong with Emmy.
- 艾美？ - 对，快走 - Emmy? - Yeah, come on.
玛雅？你要去哪里，玛雅？ Maya? Where are you going, Maya?
玛雅，你得待在片场 Maya, we need you on-set.
- 来福，她在哪里啊？ - 在这边，快点 - Lucky, come on, where is she? - Over here, hurry.
艾美 Emmy.
- 哦，艾美 - 艾美 - Oh, Emmy. - Emmy.
怎么了，小乖乖？ 告诉我你有什么问题 What's the matter, girl? Tell me what's wrong.
我也不知道 I don't know.
我就是觉得越来越不舒服 I just keep feeling worse and worse.
- 他没事吧？他怎么了？ - 我还不能确定 - Is she okay? What's the matter? - I'm not sure yet.
玛雅杜立德快到片场 玛雅杜立德请快到片场 Maya Dolittle to the set. Maya Dolittle to the set, please.
好，我想我最好带他去找兽医 Okay, I think I better get her to a vet.
不，不，我可以帮他的 No, no, no. I can help her.
艾美，你可以告诉我，哪里在疼吗？ Emmy, can you tell me, where does it hurt?
不知道 I don't know.
- 我只是觉得很虚弱 - 他怎么说的？ - I just feel so weak. - What did she say?
- 他不确定，不过没关系... - 不行，我要带他去找兽医 - She's not sure, but it's okay... - No, I'm taking her to a vet.
可是你不需要啊，我可以对他说话... But you don't have to, I can talk to her...
玛雅，你能跟动物说话... Maya, just because you can talk to animals...
不代表你就懂得动物的一切 ...doesn't mean you know everything about them.
你到底要不要帮我带他去找兽医？ Now, are you gonna help me get her to a vet or not?
玛雅，到底怎么了？ 我们现在就需要你 Maya, what's going on? We need you right now.
玛雅，我们必须快点行动才行 Maya, we gotta do something.
我们得赶快 We better hurry.
没事，没事的 It's okay. It's okay.
没事的，好了，宝贝 It's okay. Come on, baby.
喂，你要去哪里啊？ Hey, where are you going?
- 我很抱歉 - 抱歉？ - I'm sorry. - Sorry?
我现在就得拍节目 你却给我说抱歉？ I got a show to shoot. I'm sorry?
“我很抱歉”？ I'm sorry?
不好意思 不好意思 Excuse me. Excuse me.
我想我的狗病了 I think my dog is really sick.
好，我们带他过去那边 Okay, let's bring her right through.
没事的，艾美，没事 It's okay, Emmy. It's okay.
很抱歉，恐怕得请你在外头等 I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you to wait outside.
请让他好起来 Please just let her be okay.
快点，快点啊 Come on, come on.
干嘛搞这么久？ What is taking so long?
他不会有事的 She's gonna be okay.
- 真的？ - 对 - She is? - Yeah.
哦，那我就放心了 Oh, that is such a relief.
他到底是怎么了？ What's wrong with her?
是博氏菌犬流感 It's Bordetella.
通常是很容易诊断出来的 It's actually fairly easy to diagnose.
症状很快就可以看出来 The symptoms are quickly identifiable.
疲倦、没胃口 Fatigue, loss of appetite.
疲倦跟没胃口 Fatigue and loss of appetite.
检验也证实了 The test confirmed it.
大部份的狗狗在小时候都打过疫苗... Most dogs are vaccinated for it when they're puppies...
...不知为什么，他没打 ...but for some reason, she wasn't.
我领养他的时候那个人说他的疫苗全打过了 Look, the people that I adopted her from told me that she had all her shots.
当时我应该去确定一下的 I guess I should have checked out.
还好你及时发现而且带他来看病 Well, lets just say it's lucky that you caught it when you did and brought her in.
对，还好我们及时发现 Yeah, it's lucky we caught it in time.
艾美 艾美，对不起 都是我没能发现你的病 Emmy. Emmy, I'm so sorry I couldn't figure out what was wrong with you.
没关系，玛雅，不怪你 你哪可能知道这些？ It's okay, Maya. It's not your fault. How could you have known?
我们得留他下来观察一阵子 We're gonna keep her for observation.
- 他需要休息 - 好 - She needs some rest. - Yeah.
他们说没及时送来的话 他可能会死 They said that she could have died.
那就全是我的错了 And it would have been my fault.
不，布兰登 是我的错，我很抱歉 No, Brandon, it would have been mine, and I'm so sorry.
我会找时间再跟你谈，好吗？ Look, I'll talk to you about this later, okay?
现在，我得去做一件事 Right now, there's something I gotta do.
我很高兴艾美不会有事 And I'm happy that Emmy's gonna be okay.
对 Yeah.
我就...我不... I just... I don't...
她人呢？她人呢？ Where is she? Where is she?
- 如果你的客户不能及时出现... - 放心好了 - If your client doesn't show... - Just relax.
终于！好了，大家准备，玛雅到了 Finally. Okay, people, Maya's here.
我们要开始了，请就位 We're set to go. Places, please.
玛雅，你还好吧？ 布兰登的狗狗呢？ Maya, are you okay? How's Brandon's dog?
我想他也会没事的 I think she's gonna be okay.
很好，你没事吧？ Good. Are you okay?
玛雅，你成天上哪里去了？ Maya, where have you been all day?
你完全错过彩排了 You completely missed rehearsal.
我知道，我很抱歉 我得告诉你们一件事 I know, and I'm really sorry, but I have something to tell you guys.
没时间谈 要开始录影了 We don't have time for that. We're about to start taping.
不，瑞克，我真的得跟你谈 No, Rick, I really need to talk to you.
等一下再说 现在你得听话，好吗？ Later. Right now, you've gotta listen, okay?
(鼓掌)
不好意思，我想找我女儿 Excuse me. I'm looking for my daughter.
可以告诉我 玛雅杜立德在哪里吗？ Can you tell me where I can find Maya Dolittle?
因为你错过彩排，所以得直接上场 Because you missed rehearsal, you have to go out there cold.
你跟着提词卡念就可以了 So, I want you follow the cue cards and you'll be fine.
不，可是瑞克... No, but Rick...
蒂芬妮很专业 跟着她就可以了，好吗？ Tiffany's a pro. Just follow her lead, okay?
- 不，可是... - 好，去迷死大家吧，小朋友 - No, but... - All right, knock them dead, kiddo.
嗨，蒂芬妮，快，乖乖女 Hi, Tiffany. Come on, girl.
赞呀！跟动物说说话 All right. TaIk to some animals.
- 太棒了，玛雅 - 玛雅，你太正了 - Hurray, Maya. - Maya, you rock.
我们全会上电视 We're all gonna be on TV.
嗨，我是蒂芬妮摩纳哥，这位是我的朋友... Hi, I'm Tiffany Monaco, and this is my friend....
我说，这位是我的朋友... I said, and this is my friend...
哦，玛雅 Oh, Maya.
我是玛雅杜立德，没错 Maya Dolittle. That's right.
- 我们就是动物对话人 - 动物对话人 - And we are the animal talkers. - The animal talkers.
就像她说的 What she said.
今天，我们要谈谈动物的时尚 Today, we're gonna talk all about animal fashion.
你说对不对，玛雅？ Isn't that right, Maya?
她到底怎么了？ What's wrong with her?
对不对，玛雅？ Right, Maya?
亲爱的，念提词卡上的文字 Read what's on the cue cards, honey.
不 No.
不，那不是我想谈的东西 No. That's not what I wanna talk about.
我想谈的是，事实上... I wanna talk about the fact that...
这是不对的 ...this is all wrong.
我认识的一只狗 今天差点死了，都是我害的 A dog I know almost died today and it was my fault.
我还以为我可以帮他 我以为我有帮他了，但... I thought I could help her. I thought I did help her, but...
...原来我是自欺欺人 ...it turns out I was just fooling myself.
各位，玛雅杜立德，动物对话人... You guys, Maya Dolittle, the animal talker...
...根本不能帮助动物... ...can't even help animals...
...因为玛雅杜立德根本不会救动物 ...because Maya Dolittle doesn't even know how to.
最起码目前还不会 Or at Ieast not yet.
- 不过玛雅有救到我 - 我也是 - But Maya helped me. - Me too.
她也救过这只鸽子 She certainly helped this dove.
- 他救过我们大家 - 大家，听她说嘛 - Yeah. She helped all of us. - Guys, listen to her.
对，她说的不是这样 Yeah. It's not what she's saying.
我也许帮过几个名人宠物解决了问题可是... I may have helped a few celebrity pets with their problems but...
...我想做的不只如此 ...I wanna do so much more.
我能跟动物对话不代表我能帮助他们 Just because I can talk to animals doesn't mean I can help them.
我是指，在他们急需的时候真正的救他们 Like, really help them when they need it the most.
为了达到这个目的，我需要去上兽医学院 And in order to do that, I need to go to veterinary school.
我真的很抱歉，蒂芬妮 So I'm really sorry, Tiffany.
我对所有的观众也感到很抱歉可是... And I'm sorry to everybody in the audience but...
我真的不能主持这个节目 ...I just can't do this show.
希望大家能谅解 I hope you all understand.
好极了，真是好极了 Great stuff. Really great stuff.
玛雅，我可以在后台跟你很快的谈谈吗？ Maya, can I just have one quick word with you backstage?
当然可以 Yeah, sure.
我真是松了一大口气 That is such a relief.
瑞克，很感谢你的理解 Rick, thank you so much for understanding.
理解？ Understanding?
我唯一能够理解的是只要我拥有这个... The only thing I understand is that as long as I have this...
...你就得乖乖的听我话行事... ...you will do exactly what I want you to do...
...任何时候都得听命行事 ...when I want you to do it.
- 什么？ - 你还不明白吗？ - What? - Don't you get it?
多亏你在这合约上签名,我拥有你 Thanks to your signature being on this contract, I own you.
我拥有你的名字 I own your name.
我拥有你的小脸蛋 I own your little face.
我拥有玛雅杜立德的一切 I own all things Maya Dolittle.
就像我拥有蒂芬妮摩纳哥一样 还记得吗？ Just like I own Tiffany Monaco. Remember?
她也签下一模一样的合约 She signed the exact same contract.
你早知道合约是那样写的却完全没对我说？ You knew the contract said that and you didn't say anything to me?
我还以为我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
- 哦，我... - 哦，是哦，朋友 - Well, I... - Oh, yeah, friends.
这就是好莱坞 Welcome to Hollywood.
所以现在呢... So now...
...我要你乖乖的回到你在台上那个小位置... ...I want you to march right back out to your little spot there on-stage...
...照着提词卡念... ...read whatever's on the cue cards...
...当你的《动物对话人》玛雅杜立德，知道吗？ ...and be Maya Dolittle, the animal talker, okay?
- 喂 - 他到底在干嘛？ - Hey. - What's he trying to pull?
他不能用这种态度跟她说话 He can't talk to her like that.
给我上去 Right up there.
快点 Come on.
喂，大家想帮玛雅吗？ Hey, everyone. You wanna help Maya out?
那就去抢那份合约！ Then get that contract.
这小丑要倒大霉了 This clown is going down.
他就交给我了 Let me at him.
追他去 After him.
撂倒他 Jump him.
- 快点 - 上啊！ - Come on. - Bust a move.
冲啊！ Charge.
嘿 Hey.
嘿，嘿，放开我 Hey. Hey, let go.
- 叫你吃不了兜着走，浑小子 - 逮住他 - You're about to get a mouthful of hoof, buddy boy. - Get him.
把合约交出来 Give me that contract.
到底在干嘛？ What is going on here?
嘿，你，你 给我退后 Hey, you, you back off.
滚远一点 Get away from me.
好，好了，停 Okay, okay, stop.
给我站住 Stay right there.
退后，给我退后 Back it up, back it up.
你们知道我是谁吗？ Do you know who I am?
乌龟，别再接近了 Turtle, that's far enough.
喂，你，你给我站住... Hey, you, stop it right there with your...
我根本不晓得你是什么 I don't even know what you are.
喂，退回去 Hey, get back there.
玛雅，玛雅 Maya. Maya.
玛雅，叫这些动物退开，可以吗？ Maya, tell these animals to back off, will you?
哦，不，瑞克，我很抱歉 Oh, no, Rick, I'm sorry.
我想提词卡上 并没有这一句 I don't believe that's on the cue cards.
离我远点 Get away from me.
喂，别动 Hey, stop.
去捉他！ Get him.
别追了！ Stop!
退开，死毛球！ Stay back, fur balls.
- 追他！ - 我紧跟着他 - After him. - I am on his tail.
他人呢？ 大家散开来找 Where is he? Everybody, split up.
用鼻子把他给嗅出来 Follow your noses and sniff him out.
他玩完了 His bacon is fried.
格杀勿论 Search and destroy.
哦，这下子他死定了 Oh, he is fertilizer now.
这边 This way.
- 来福 - 要他全身是疤 - Lucky. - I hope he likes warts.
我们去把他挤成汁 Let's put the squeeze on him.
我可以嗅到那个死耗子就在这附近 I can smell that rat around here.
来福，来福 他往哪边去了？ Lucky. Lucky, which way did he go?
这一边，快追 This way. Come on.
他去哪里了？他去哪里了？这边吗？ Where did he go? Where did he go? This way?
- 快，咱们走 - 嘿，他在那里 - Come on, let's go. - Hey, there he goes.
我去追他 I'm after him.
- 脚啊，赶快行动 - 喂，别挡路，慢郎中 - Feet, do your duty. - Hey, out of my way, slowpoke.
哦，小胖猪 Oh, piggy.
你以为我会怕你？ You think I am afraid of you?
我是剑客达太安，我不怕任何东西 I am D'Artagnan, and I am not afraid of anything.
- 有蛇啊！ - 嘿，你好吗？ - Snake! - Hey, what's up?
- 天啊！ - 把合约交出来 - No! - Fork over that contract.
正中靶心 Bull's-eye.
哦，你这小... Why, you little....
这个送给你 - That's it for you.
好，别激动，大个子 All right, easy there, big fellow.
一山不容二虎 This town's not big enough for the two of us.
你知道我要什么 我现在就要拿到手 You know what I want and I'm here to get it.
纳命来，你这都市佬 Here I come, city boy.
好，别激动，小马儿 Okay, take it easy, horsey.
别激动，行吗？ 万事OK的 Take it easy, okay? Everything's cool.
万事OK的啦 Everything's cool.
懦夫！ Chicken.
卡！多亏你了，兄弟 你毁了一整镜 Cut. Thanks, buddy. You ruined the take.
抱歉了，各位 Sorry, everyone.
哇，好像很棒咧 Wow, looks great.
爱死电影了 Movies, love them.
木乃伊，可怕啊 Mummies, spooky.
哦，不好了 Oh, no.
哦，很好 Oh, yes.
嘿，你们缺风的话，这里风很大 Hey, there's wind here, if you guys need it.
一路顺风，再见啰 Have a nice trip. Goodbye.
来福，你看，他在那里 Look. Lucky, there he is.
追他！ After him.
玛雅，这边 Maya, this way.
他在那里 乌龟变速，变！ There he is. Time for warp speed.
《阿波猴十三》 第十六景，第二镜 Ape-Pollo 13, scene 16, take two.
开麦拉 Action.
我的氧气感应器指出... My oxygen sensors indicate...
...这外星球的空气完全是可以呼吸的 ...the atmosphere on this alien planet is totally breathable.
你觉得怎样，猴子？ What do you think, Monkey?
卡，太棒了 Cut. Brilliant.
我自觉十分廉价 I feel so cheap.
不要！ No.
- 来福，快，他要逃走了 - 借过 - Lucky, hurry, he's getting away. - Excuse me.
玛雅似乎需要我帮忙 Looks like Maya needs me.
也许，我也该要回我的尊严了 And I think perhaps I need my dignity back.
不，不，不，喂！ No, no, no. Hey.
喂，把那只猴子捉回来不然他就玩完了 Hey, get that monkey back here or he's finished.
谁在乎啊？ 其实我比较想当导演 Who cares? What I really want to do is direct.
逮到你了 Gotcha.
慢工出细活 Slow and steady wins the race.
你们这些白痴动物 You stupid bunch of animals.
以为你们玩得过我瑞克白费力吗？ You think you can make a fool out of Rick Beverly?
- 你们别想拿到这份合约 - 谁说的啊，金发小白痴 - You'll never get this contract. - Think again, blondie.
- 谁捡到就归谁的 - 喂，喂，给我回来！给我回来！ - Finders keepers. - Hey, hey. Get back here. Get back here.
猴子，你怎么会在这里？ Monkey, what are you doing here?
哦，我正好在这附近所以我就... Oh, I was just in the neighborhood and I...
喂，那东西还给本猴 Hey, give that back to Monkey.
快点 Come on.
哦，摩纳哥，干得好 Oh, Monaco. Good job.
我有没有告诉过你，你是我最爱的客户？ Did I ever tell you, you were my favorite client?
可以交给我了 Now hand it over.
其实我不打算交给你，瑞克 Actually, I don't think I'm gonna do that, Rick.
你说什么？ Excuse me?
我想身为朋友的不应该那么做 I don't think it would be a very nice thing for a friend to do.
一个朋友该做的是... What a friend would do is...
摩纳哥，在你做出会让你后悔的事之前... Monaco, before you do something that you might regret...
...别忘了，我还拥有你 ...remember, I still own you.
你的名字还是属于我 Your name still belongs to me.
知道吗？ 就送给你好了 You know what? You can have it.
那根本不是我的本名 It's not even my real name.
你，还有你！ You, and you.
你们别想在这圈子里混了 You will never work in this town again.
两个都别想！ None of you.
我铁定叫你们混不下去！ I'll make sure of that.
你好意思说你是鲨鱼？ You call yourself a shark?
- 我才是鲨鱼 - 是哦，咬我啊 - I'm a shark. - Yeah, bite me.
哦，蒂芬妮，谢谢你 Oh, Tiffany, thank you so much.
嘿，今天这一切都是我害你的 Hey, I'm the one that got you into this whole mess.
我至少要助你一臂之力，对不对？ The least I could do is help you get out of it, right?
哦，害你的不只是她一个 Well, she's not the only one who got you into it.
- 我是说... - 什么？ - I mean.... - What?
你在说什么，来福？ What do you mean, Lucky?
是我怂恿你来洛杉矶拍这个节目的... I encouraged you to go to Los Angeles to do the show...
...即使我早知道这对你可能不是最好的 ...even though I knew it probably wasn't the best thing for you.
是吗？为什么？ You did? Why?
因为我不想让你离家去上学 Because I didn't want you to go away to school.
你是我最好的朋友，玛雅 我不想失去你 You're my best friend, Maya. I don't wanna lose you.
没关系，来福，我了解 不过你不用担心... It's okay, Lucky. I understand, but you don't have to worry...
...因为无论我到哪里去 无论我做什么... ...because no matter where I go or what I'm doing...
...我们永远都是好朋友，可以吗？ ...we will always be best friends, okay?
可以 Deal.
玛雅？ Maya?
妈？ Mom?
妈 Mom.
等等，先听我解释 你再说话 Wait, before you say anything, just please let me explain myself.
我知道我搞砸了 我知道这节目很蠢 I know I messed up. I know this TV show was a stupid idea.
那是投机取巧抄捷径，现在我明白了 It's just a shortcut, and I realize that now.
现在我只想上兽医学院，无论要读多久都行 All I wanna do is go to vet school, no matter how long it takes.
- 能帮助动物就值得了 - 我知道 - Helping the animals will be worth it. - I know.
妈，我知道你很气我... Mom, I know you're mad at me...
我很抱歉，我该先打电话给你，可是... ...and I'm sorry because I should have called, but...
等等，你刚刚说什么？ Wait, what did you say?
玛雅，整件事我都看到了 Maya, I saw the whole thing.
我很为你感到骄傲 I am so proud of you.
谢谢你，妈 Thank you, Mom.
你怎么想，我们还来得及去注册吗？ So what you think, we still have time to make it to registration?
- 我们可以赶赶看 - 喂 - We could try. - Hello?
我有私人飞机，还记得吗？ Private jet, remember?
我们走了 Let's go.
这个故事就是在讲... And so that's the story...
...玛雅杜立德一开始是如何去上兽医学院的 ...of how Maya Dolittle started vet school.
我来告诉大家 当时真的很险啊 Let me tell you, it was a close one, all right.
不过，大家知道吗？ 结局是皆大欢喜 But you know what? It all turned out all right in the end.
至于我嘛... And as for me....
嘿，我能说什么呢？ 她可是我最好的朋友 Hey, what can I say? She's my best friend.
你们真以为... Did you really think...
我会眼睁睁的让她一个人去上大学吗？ ...I was just gonna let her go off to college without me?
不过，我也不是玛雅在大学里撞见唯一的惊喜 But I wasn't the only surprise Maya got at college.
- 还记得那个布兰登吗？ - 给你个惊喜 - Remember that Brandon guy? - Surprise.
他也决定要暂别好莱坞... He decided to finally take that time off from Hollywood...
...去上大学 ...and go to college.
- 大家猜猜他申请哪所大学？ - 真是不敢相信 - Where do you think he applied? - I can't believe it.
即然布兰登都去了，猜猜还有谁出现了 And since Brandon was there, guess who else showed up.
所以我想结局真的是皆大欢喜 So I guess it all worked out in the end.
老天，好莱坞真的是个疯狂的地方... Boy, Hollywood sure is one crazy place...
...我们大家都离开那里可能是最好的 ...and it's probably best we all got it out of our systems.
差点就算是全军撤退了 Well, almost all of us.
卡了！ And cut.
好，各位，杀青了 All right, everyone, that's a wrap.
(导演椅)
谁去给我弄杯香蕉拿铁来好吗？ Now, will someone please bring me a banana latte?